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Talking Dog

Discussion in 'Joker's Tavern' started by dianaT, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there."Do you really talk?" he asks the dog."Yes," the Labrador replies.After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuablespies for eight years”. "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I got undercover security work at Heathrow Airport, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Twenty quid," the owner says.“£20!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?""Because he's a lying b*****d he's never been out of the garden."
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  2. plumsmum

    plumsmum Regular Member

  3. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    :risas3::risas3::risas3: and for the more mature members who watched TV...... "Sausages" :risas3::risas3:
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  4. RoyJess

    RoyJess Regular Member


    Jess don't get this one either :rolleyes:
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  5. Nigalius

    Nigalius Madras Regular Member

    Thats a good one as well :risas3: but a little long to make into a SMS message.
  6. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    Poor dog never been out of the garden. If I had a dog that could talk I wouldn't care if it lied, it would be awesome.