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One Liners To Make You Groan!

Discussion in 'Joker's Tavern' started by DizzyBlue, Aug 12, 2017.

  1. DizzyBlue

    DizzyBlue Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling the production of all Humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession

    Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. He says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.

    I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.......

    Two junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...... One's in a korma....... The other's got a dodgy tikka
     
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