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Discussion in 'Joker's Tavern' started by Nigalius, Oct 8, 2017.

  1. Nigalius

    Nigalius Madras Regular Member

    Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the fields, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too."
    That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?"
    Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!"
     
  2. plumsmum

    plumsmum Regular Member Registered

  3. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    I am just glad the turkey was not alive as all it would do is gobble.....gobble.......gobble.
     
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  4. Nigalius

    Nigalius Madras Regular Member

  5. plumsmum

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  6. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    Roy had to explain this joke to me as I didn't get it, now I know lol. Really good joke, specially with what Michael said lol
     
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  7. RoyJess

    RoyJess Regular Member Registered

    Reminds me of the joke where the rambler came across a welsh man in a field hugging a sheep. The rambler asked the Welsh man "are you shearing?"

    The welsh man replied "No, go and find your own sheep"
     
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  8. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    @RoyJess I don't get it, can you explain x
     
  9. RoyJess

    RoyJess Regular Member Registered

    It's a play on words,

    The rambler thought the Welsh man was shearing the sheep, but he wasn't ;)
    The Welsh man misheard the rambler and though he was asking if he was sharing ;)

    x