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My Sat Nav

Discussion in 'Joker's Tavern' started by dianaT, Feb 25, 2018.

  1. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    I have a little Sat Nav, it sits there in my car.


    A Sat Nav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.

    I have a little Sat Nav, I’ve had it all my life.

    It's better than the normal ones; my Sat Nav is my wife.


    It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive

    "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".

    It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake

    And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.


    It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green

    It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.

    It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.

    And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.


    I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.

    For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.

    It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.

    So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?


    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.

    It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,

    I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.
     
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  2. Wakizashi21

    Wakizashi21 Regular Member

    Im awful with directions....my dad can direct me all the way through to europe...while i struggle to get to the next area!

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  3. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    :risas3::risas3: I have heard part of this before but some one has extended it with more lines
     
  4. TomsMum

    TomsMum Administrator Staff Member Admin

    It’s a poem by Pam Ayres.
     
  5. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Oh I thought I'd heard it before. She is good isn't she.
     
  6. TomsMum

    TomsMum Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Yes and I like to hear her reading her own works as they sound even funnier with her intonation:)
     
  7. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    We did see her years ago when she did a show at the Torch Theatre in Milford Haven, it was a sell out.
     
  8. Nigalius

    Nigalius Madras Regular Member

    Thats a good one, I have not heard it before. :risas3: