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Haircut

Discussion in 'Joker's Tavern' started by DizzyBlue, Nov 7, 2018.

  1. DizzyBlue

    DizzyBlue Administrator Staff Member Admin

    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
    The guy left.


    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours.."
    The guy left.

    A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
    The guy left.

    The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

    A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
    The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"

    Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
     
  2. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    Please can someone explain this one. I really don't get it :thinking:.
     
  3. RoyJess

    RoyJess Regular Member

    Jess don't get it!

    They guy don't want a hair cut, just think what else he would be doing at the barbers house? Perhaps spending time with the missus and just asking how much time he has before he need to leave the house ;)
     
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  4. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    Oh, thanks for explaining.
     
  5. Stinkie

    Stinkie Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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  6. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    Pleased I am not the only one. :)
     
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  7. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

  8. Ararajuba

    Ararajuba Regular Member

    Obviously we have very dirty minds here in the Ararajuba nest, as we both immediately assumed that the man's business was with an unmentioned spouse or girlfriend. Actually, I was starting to think on those lines even before I reached the punchline...! :emoji_imp:
     
  9. DizzyBlue

    DizzyBlue Administrator Staff Member Admin

  10. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    It ok Jess I did not get it either .... mind you I was not the man asking the barber :risas3::risas3: