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Garp's Diary

Discussion in 'Parrot Diaries' started by Scarf, Oct 20, 2016.

  1. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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  2. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    So pleased that you are thinking of making your home more like your home and lived in by you
     
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  3. Scarf

    Scarf Regular Member

    HALLO EVERYBIRDY
    MUMMY CAME TO FETSH ME TODAY AT THE VET. I WENT BERSERK WHEN I SAW HER. THE NURSE WAS VERY SURPRISED SHE SAID O I DIDN'T NO YOUR BIRD WAS SO FRIENDLY I FOUND HER SKARY FOR SUCH A SMALL BIRD!
    SHE SAID I WAS LIKE A SMALL KROS DOGG WEN SHE GAVE ME MY FOOD AT NIGHT. ME AND MUMMY WERE OFFENDED. I FELT LIKE SAYING WEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A KID NEE INFECTION LADY
    I BET YOU ACT LIKE A BIG KROS DOGG OR WURSE.
    BUT SHE IS RITE I DIDN'T LIKE HER MUCH. THIS NURSE IS NEW. I LIKE THE OTHER NURSES MUCH BETTER. THEY GIVE ME TREETS AND CALL ME "CHILD" AND JOKE WITH MUMMY ABOUT HOW PRETTY I AM
    I AM VERY PRETTY ARENT I
    *PREENING*
    NO WONDER I HAVE SO MANY BOYFRIENDS IN THE MIRROR EVEN AT MY AGE THEY CANT GET ENOUGH OF ME I TELL YOU. WHO NEEDS TINDER
    THE SECRET IS REALLY IN WHAT YOU EET, I RECOMMEND PELLETS AND SHREDDED PAYPER. YOU CAN KWOTE ME ON THAT
    ANYWAY HEAR I AM IN MY TRAVIL CAJE. I JUST GOT HOME.
    THE VET SAYS MY KID NEE IS RECOVERED "TO A POINT" BUT WILL NEED MORE TREETMINT AT HOME AND LOTS OF HELTHY FOOD. YAY MORE APPELS FOR ME!
    BIE
    GARP
    P.S. OH DEER THE VIDEO WOULDN'T LODE. SORI



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  4. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Hi Garp I am so pleased you are back home and are looking forward to more apples. We have been very worried about you you know.
    I am sorry I cannot speak your language but I hope you understand what I am saying xxx
    I am sure auntie @TomsMum can translate for you if needed xx
     
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  5. TomsMum

    TomsMum Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Hi Garp so pleezed to eer your newz. Don’t worri about the new nurse she as a lot to lurn about clevur burds like ewe.
    Be gud for mummy, eat well and take your medicins. Xx
     
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  6. Kerin

    Kerin Regular Member

    Hello again Gorgeous Garp, I'm really happy to know that you are home again with mummy and otl. That nurse sounds like a real wuss to me! Imagine saying that about you, if she had said it about Pea she would have been bitten badly for her cheek! Well done you and mummy for tolerating her :)

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  7. plumsmum

    plumsmum Regular Member

    Welcome bakc home Garp, omg this Garpi spelling is infectious LOL Carry on getting better sweetie x
     
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  8. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    I am pleased you are home and a lot better than you had been. that nurse I see you got her to know what its like to look after a parrot as she is still learning and needs more training. Well she needs to learn when to open her mouth and how to say the best things to you and your Mummy. I don't blame you for not being nice to her as she must of approached you wrongly in the first place. next time she says things you don't like be kind to her and treat her the same way as other thing you like ............................................. like the cook books ......... just chew her
     
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  9. Scarf

    Scarf Regular Member

    HALLO EVERYBIRDY
    WELL I WASNT EETING SO MUMMI HAD TO TAKE ME BACK TO THE HOSTIBLE
    BUT CLEERLY I WAS REALLY JUST WANTING A JOY RIDE BECAUSE WEN I GOT BACK TO THE HOSTIBLE I IMMEEDIETLY STARTED EETING AGEN AND MUMMI LOOKED A RITE NEWROTIC FULE. BUT THE VET KEPT ME THERE ANYWAY TO BE SURE SO I HAVE BEEN THERE REKOOPERATING. AND ALSO EATING THE NURSES WEN THEY ARE BADLY BEHAVED.
    ALSO THE NURSES GAVE ME SEDES TO HALP ME GANE WAIT BECAUSE I WAS VERY THIN. I SHOOD JOLLY WELL SAY SO. I DESERVE A TREET AFTER ALL THIS TOM FULERY.
    MUMMI SES NOW SHE THINKS I WAS JUST ON A HUNGER STRIKE WEN I CAME HOAM BECAUSE SHE GAVE ME MY NORMAL FOOD AND THAT WAS BOARING AFTER THE SEDES I GOT AT THE HOSTIBLE. NOW I HAVE GOT AN EXTRA WEEK OF SEDES HA HA HA
    MUMMI SHOULD HAVE TRIED HARDER TO GIVE ME GORMAY FOOD I SAY. ITS NOT MY FOLT SHE CANT COOK.
    WELL MAYBE IT IS SINCE I ATE ALL HER COOKBOOKS.
    BIE
    GARP

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  10. Kerin

    Kerin Regular Member

    Well I'm very impressed with you Garp hunni! It takes a bird of extraordinary character and strong will to go on hunger strike when you have been so poorly. Please try to eat some normal food as well as the seeds though sweetheart, it will make you well much quicker xxxx :)

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  11. TomsMum

    TomsMum Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Oooo Garp...now ewe must be a gud burd for mummi and eet all of your food. Mummi and OTL wont ewe to bee strong and healthy xx
     
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  12. DizzyBlue

    DizzyBlue Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Dearest Garp
    Lovely to know your well enough to write. But please stop giving us grey hairs! Time to pull your socks up little lady and eat your apples like a good girl when mummy gives them to you. Your getting full of naughtiness you little minx. It's a ruddy god job we luvs ya and forgive absolutely anything even naughtiness :emoji_revolving_hearts:
     
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  13. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    Just thinking of you my little friend and wishing you will get back to normal eating at your mummies.
     
  14. Scarf

    Scarf Regular Member

    HALLO MY FREND MIKEL AND EVERYBIRDY
    WEL THANK YOU FOR ASKING I EVENSHILLY HAD TO ABANDON MY HUNGER STRYKE. I WAS AT THE VET ANOTHER WEEK BUT THEN I CAME HOME AND THERE WERE NO MOAR SEDES SO I EVENSHILLY GAVE UP. NOW I AM EETING LIKE A PIGLIT AND I GANED TEN GRAMS. THE VET GAVE MUMMI STRICT INSTRUKSHINS SO I AM EETING FROOT ALL THE TYME AND ONLY BOTTLED WATER. I AM SO FANSY HAHAHA IT IS LIKE A HELTH SPA FOR VERY RICH PEEPIL. MAYBE I SHOULD INVITE SOME SELEBRITIES AND MAIK SUM MUNNI FOR A NICE BIG AVERY. WE CAN SELL THE PHOTOS TO THE SUN WHAT DO YOU THINK? THEN I CAN BE FAMOUS TOO. I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS DESTIND FOR GRATENESS.
    MUMMY SES I AM MAKING HER TURN GREY EVERY TIME SHE GETS REDDY TO SAY GUD BUY TO ME THEN I HAVE A MIRAKULUS RECOVERY. I SED WEL WUD YOU PREFER I DIDN'T?!?!
    ONISTLY.
    HEAR IN CAIP TOWN EVERYWUN IS VERY HAPPY BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN RAINING AFTER A LONG DROWT. MUMMY SES SHE THINKS IT MITE BE BECAUSE SHE WASHED ALL HER LINNEN ON MONDAY AND LEFT IT ON THE LYNE. THEN SHE WASHED IT AGAIN ON TUESDAY AND IT RAINED AGAIN. SO SHE SAYS SHE IS JUST GOING TO KEEP WASHING IT UNTIL THE DROWT IS OVER.
    I TOLD HER TO WASH HER CAR TOO, THAT ORT TO RELLY MAKE SURE IT RAINS VERY FAST.
    BIE
    GARP


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    Last edited: Apr 27, 2018
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  15. dianaT

    dianaT Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Well Garp you do like to keep your mummy (and us) on our toes we all worry about you so much and are delighted you are back home,
    eating well and probably misbehaving.
    Good to hear Cape Town now has rain I bet all the wild birdies are pleased. We get a lot of rain here in Wales in the UK but we say that is why the grass is always so green (and the ground muddy!)
    Keep well lovely one xxx
     
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  16. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    I am pleased that you are home and have put on weight I am certain your mummy is happy you are there with her now.
     
  17. Kerin

    Kerin Regular Member

    I'm very happy to hear you are home and eating again sweety. You do like to worry your mummy don't you! My lot send all their love and stay well wishes to you, mummy, and otl :)


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