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Call a slave vet! She's become obsessed with offers of grapes and they taste very very weird... Wondering if she is trying to get rid of a dodgy batch :watchout: nobody else is getting them as much as me and the others seem to like theirs.... There's something odd going on
 
Hello forum birdies and their slaves.
Little me here.... am having a couple of off days mum just came over to York and brought me home tonight but I have to be back first thing in the morning and have another operation. Hopefully home again tomorrow night then back on Monday and then again next Wednesday for the next camera photo session. Flipping paparazzi get everywhere even into you tummy!!
I really feel weird I have had wing bandaged to hold needles into my wing so I could have anti robotics ,,, never liked automated stuff anyway! I have anti inflammatory too not sure if they will stop me bursting into flames I hope so. I am having lots of meds at the moment besides those and they have fitted an exhaust system into my tummy so I can breath in and not have to exhale EVER!! Well until they take it out that is.
They got the lad results back today my bloods weirdly they say are perfect considering I am very poorly they say I aren't. The gunky stuff that was taken out of my throat apparently is white cells red cells and some battered cells that could be one or the other but nobody is sure. I have no fungus (mushrooms are bad for you!) and no viruses and no bacteria so according to the lab peeps I'm perfect even though they all know I am poorly. :noidea:
I had a sleep over last night at Uncle Mark's house he's ok he's my personal doctor but you have to keep your eyeballs on him all the time as he takes bone photos and sticks bandages on when you least expect it. He peers at me ... most unsettling!
Well I won't eat for him or anybody else there so they have been syringe feeding me so mum has been called in to get me back eating normally again ,,, no problem got in my cage and headed for my food bowl.
She has some high calories stuff to mix up that I have to eat first thing to keep my energy up with all that's ahead. Oh and now not only am I deaf but I have lost my flipping voice! So if anybody finds it can you please post it back to me?
I need to sleep we have to be up early again.
Night night
Love Chaos
 
The cheek of it the audacity!! Slave can have her P45 forthwith!! She's right royally sacked.
I was so tired after yesterday's visit to see my specialist who wasn't there so there was a woman with dark hair hmmm she said I was the loveliest little one she'd met so that was okay I suppose.... At least she knows beauty when she sees it!
Anyway coming home with the erratic driving capabilities of my slave tired me out. I ate my tea then my meds later had my 11pm snack top up and fell back to sleep. Well I woke up at 5am and realised I missed my early hours snack at 3am what kind of service is this? She didn't wake me for an early hours feed??? What kind of establishment does she think she's running???
Her excuse is she didn't want to disturb my sleep.... I don't care she stayed close by in case I did wake for a feed!! She woke me up for meds and a feed why not just for the feed?? I give up just when I thought I had her trained we go backwards with her having daft ideas. I mean slaves are not supposed to think for themselves they were put on this earth to serve us. Ok so she learnt to make meds taste better which was a good thing because they are truly YACK but that's not the point.
Wonder what Santa is bringing me for Christmas? I gave the 158 page request to slave double sided as was thinking about the environment... I hope she posted it up the chimney to the north pole elf collection service first cookie class. Won't forgive her if she hasn't I will get somebody to yell down the house on my behalf if she mucks that up... Oh Alfred can you do me a favour please?
 
My dearest forum members and their slaves.
I wished for my Christmas pressie to be the ability to fly.
I am flying high and free now my stunning colours part of the rainbows above. :rainbow: the mist of rain that cause them my tears for those of you left behind, until we meet again dear friends I'll wait for you at the bridge.

I went to meet a nice person this morning and mum and I watched the sunrise one last time together and then I went to sleep at 7.50am.

No tears my time was always going to be short here. I loved everything with a passion I did everything I could to the max. I went places to see things the rest of you will dream about doing.

I love you all and I know you loved me. I think I broke mum's heart so I took a piece of it with me.
I have gone from sight never from the heart or far from the mind,
My name was Chaos and I lived up to my name.

Please excuse my mum for a while she doesn't wish to interact hence this thread is now locked down so no replies. She knows and I know how much love there is out there. I wish you peace love and the love of a good slave nite nite xx
 
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