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Blonde On A Flight

Discussion in 'Joker's Tavern' started by TomsMum, Mar 12, 2018.

  1. TomsMum

    TomsMum Administrator Staff Member Admin

    no offence to anyone....I’m blonde anyway (or was before the grey took over!)

    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
    HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

    "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO.”
     
  2. plumsmum

    plumsmum Regular Member

  3. Heather2131

    Heather2131 Regular Member

  4. RoyJess

    RoyJess Regular Member

    :risas3::risas3::risas3:

    Please do not post any more jokes, another one that needs explaining to Jess :emoji_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
     
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  5. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    Thanks @RoyJess for that :mad: I asked you in private and you have have broken confidentially. As your my carer and I employ you. Now your fired :nono:
     
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  6. RoyJess

    RoyJess Regular Member

    Yess @JessCheekyMia you could have easily been that blond on the plane, you would easily have fallen for that. A friend of ours was taking about turbulence on his recent plane journey and you thought that you didn't get turbulence on a plane if you were travelling in 1st class :risas3::risas3::risas3:
     
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  7. TomsMum

    TomsMum Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Awww ...you don’t mean that Jess...Roy is so good at looking after you and the feathered gang..... some people just don’t get jokes and you’re one of them.....as Ken Dodd said laughter and happiness are worth more than anything xx
     
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  8. JessCheekyMia

    JessCheekyMia Regular Member

    Of course I didn't mean it. I love him to bits. It is just us bantering lol. We are always like that with each other. We get a lot of laughter in our family and a whole lot of happiness too xx
     
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  9. Michael Reynolds

    Michael Reynolds Regular Member

    :risas3::risas3:I think the banter was funnier than the Joke and I am glad to hear that no real turbulence is happening in your home. :risas3::risas3: